floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

deathgripsforcutie:

art teacher: ok today i want everyone to draw what they’re feeling

me:

image

gayuranus:

emotes that sound like what they mean

  • uwu
  • ono
  • vuv
  • ouo
  • owo

cannibalkween:

The beach was so nice today

ambitiousbard:

Help I don’t wanna go to work

Neptune Planet Power, Make-up!

peter-pan-mentality:

My favorite sea creature

peter-pan-mentality:

My favorite sea creature

Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit.
(via gnarly)
Message me with a character that you associate me with.

banavalope:

wisteriaprincess:

A character that makes you think of me every time, any fandom, original character, whatever!

yea